sin has come and sin has gone

dance dance dance 'til you're dead.

Are You There God? It's Me Jackie Chan

Congrats On Your Teen Pregnancy

Usually when I spy on people on Facebook with my fake online Facebook account, I do it so I can feel bad about myself and how far behind I am in life from all my high school friends from the suburbs and then I go to my room and take black and white pictures of myself crying and then post them on Flickr. Many of my friends are working real day jobs, getting married, having children, buying homes, paying mortgages...

Wait, where am I going with this?

Oh, Right.

When I spy on people on Facebook with my fake online Facebook account, I do it because it confirms how many (all) of my fellow classmates from the suburbs are douchebags.